so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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