Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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