my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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