This girl is more easily done than said...
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
no. you can't hotbox the world.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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