If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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