i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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