But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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