There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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