I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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