too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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