I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
