Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
