i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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