I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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