So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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