In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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