He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can't turn off my feet"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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