No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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