I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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