I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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