Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
