Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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