just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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