i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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