she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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