physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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