how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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