Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
