You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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