Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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