Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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