so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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