I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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