I have demons in me.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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