It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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