if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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