So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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