he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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