well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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