so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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