Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize