What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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