This girl is more easily done than said...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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