Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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