Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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