I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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