She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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