we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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