You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he shaved USA in his pubs
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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