There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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